{"product_id":"dear-menopause","title":"Dear Menopause","description":"\u003cp class=\"cvGsUA block-font-kerning-none block-font-feature-liga-off block-font-feature-clig-off block-font-feature-calt-off direction-ltr align-justify para-style-body\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eMenopause wasn’t part of Amelia’s midlife plan. Neither were thirty-two pairs of reading glasses, a drawer full of granny panties, or the humiliating discovery that Kegels can’t be trusted.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cvGsUA block-font-kerning-none block-font-feature-liga-off block-font-feature-clig-off block-font-feature-calt-off direction-ltr align-justify para-style-body\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eAs a respected OB\/GYN, Amelia is used to answering questions about hot flashes—not becoming the internet’s favorite meltdown queen. But when a wine-fueled bubble-bath rant meant for her best friend is accidentally posted to social media, she goes viral overnight.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cvGsUA block-font-kerning-none block-font-feature-liga-off block-font-feature-clig-off block-font-feature-calt-off direction-ltr align-justify para-style-body\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eNow she’s suspended from work, fielding interview requests, and discovering that thousands of women relate a little too enthusiastically to her unfiltered opinions about magnesium, marriage, and the gravitational disappearance of her jawline.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cvGsUA block-font-kerning-none block-font-feature-liga-off block-font-feature-clig-off block-font-feature-calt-off direction-ltr align-justify para-style-body\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eDesperate to escape the chaos, Amelia and her menopausal tribe head off on a girls’ getaway. There will be skinny-dipping. There may be tattoos. There will definitely be bad decisions and good times. What there won’t be is peace and quiet, or growing older with any form of grace.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cvGsUA block-font-kerning-none block-font-feature-liga-off block-font-feature-clig-off block-font-feature-calt-off direction-ltr align-justify para-style-body\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eBecause midlife, it turns out, isn’t the beginning of the end. It’s the start of something entirely new, unexplored, and fabulous.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cvGsUA block-font-kerning-none block-font-feature-liga-off block-font-feature-clig-off block-font-feature-calt-off direction-ltr align-justify para-style-body\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eFor every woman who has Googled symptoms at 2 a.m., woken up in a pool of body fluids, or wondered if she was losing her mind—this one’s for you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cvGsUA block-font-kerning-none block-font-feature-liga-off block-font-feature-clig-off block-font-feature-calt-off direction-ltr align-justify para-style-body\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eWelcome to the Queenager era. Wine is encouraged; chocolate is mandatory.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cvGsUA block-font-kerning-none block-font-feature-liga-off block-font-feature-clig-off block-font-feature-calt-off direction-ltr align-justify para-style-body\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cvGsUA block-font-kerning-none block-font-feature-liga-off block-font-feature-clig-off block-font-feature-calt-off direction-ltr align-justify para-style-body\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eCOMING SOON -\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cvGsUA block-font-kerning-none block-font-feature-liga-off block-font-feature-clig-off block-font-feature-calt-off direction-ltr align-justify para-style-body\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eAVAILABLE IN PAPERBACK, EBOOK, AND AUDIOBOOK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ahelia Publishing LLC","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48274304860366,"sku":null,"price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"E-Book","offer_id":48274305253582,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Other","offer_id":48316915482830,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0653\/9313\/1726\/files\/Output_an_image_of_the_provided_image_with_the_text_BAPsych_and_the_dot_before_it_removed_from_the_left_vertical_bar._Keep_everything_else_exactly_the_same..png?v=1785194520","url":"https:\/\/aheliapublishing.org\/products\/dear-menopause","provider":"Ahelia Publishing LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}